Everyone Else Burns, A Real F***Ing Crisis

A humorous yet touching season two premiere. After 300 hours of gruelling penance, Rachel returns to the church, where arranged marriage is coming back. Fiona questions her chemistry with her husband.

After choosing Jeb, Rachel finds herself on a chaperoned double date. To apply to be a paramedic, Rachel needs a driving license. David takes the reins as instructor and swiftly shows off his prowess.

When the church lease agreement falls through, the Order finds itself without a place of worship. David volunteers his family home to be the new church without consulting his wife.

The congregation prepares to vote for their new leader. Fiona uses Andrew's election speech as an excuse to flirt, while David is blackmailed into sharing an intimate moment with Maude and her VCR.

A victorious Samson remodels the church in his image. Distraught that her ex is marrying, Rachel makes plans to 'go to the next level' with Jeb, enlisting Julia as her sex mentor.

A bittersweet season finale. The day of Josh and Heather's betrothal arrives. When Joshua flees in panic, Rachel tracks him down. When Maude reveals the break-in to Samson, he announces that David will be excluded.